Bad Idea: Drinking a quart of soy sauce on a dare. The guy went into a coma. Brilliant. Anyone who accepts a dare like this is an imbecile, and should be a candidate for the Darwin Awards. Soy Sauce Coma
Good Idea: Toyota is revamping the Corolla. Bigger, quieter, cooler looking. Now if they could avoid recalling it.
Bad Idea: The car comes with a continuing variable transmission. Make it hotter and give it a manual. Oh. That's right. People can't drive manuals.
Good Idea: Rumor has Justin Beiber buying a ticket for a future space flight.
Bad Idea: Letting him come back.
Bad Idea: Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NY City.
Good Idea: Letting twisted people run rampant with the hilarious possibilities. (I won't include any here.)
Good Idea: An Aussi playing Superman or Wolverine.
Bad Idea: Johnny Depp playing a native American.
Bad Idea: Any films starring Kevin Costner or Bruce Willis.
Worse Idea: Putting Costner and Willis together in a comedy.
Good Idea: Having me play the Doctor!
OK. Enough of this. If you like this idea, I'll do it again in the future. Let me know.
Good Idea: Having me play the Doctor!
OK. Enough of this. If you like this idea, I'll do it again in the future. Let me know.
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